I've just come back from a week on the NSW South Coast. That means I got to swim a lot, lose a lot of bait and tackle, spend approximately half of each day coating my children in the strongest sun screen known to humanity and - the best part - watching regional TV ads.
I didn't see any rippers on South Coast TV, but I have just come across the one below from the USA. The back story is that the ad was made by a comedy duo that make cute ads for a reality show. The results are pure gold. Enjoy. And do let us know, in the DISQUS field below, if you can imagine yourself in a similar ad.